Arrived back from a lovely holiday on Friday to a nice clean house. So how come it now looks like I have been burgled?

I am sitting here in my pj's because I have nothing to wear that doesn't need ironing and there are piles of washing and washing up everywhere.

Not sure what happened in that two weeks that I have been away, that has turned my usual ocd need to keep going round the place with flash wipes, into a lady of leisure.

Could it be that I am actually relaxed for the first time this year??

Just one slight problem. My cousin is currently being deported and as I speak she is on a plane on its way here (bigger problem: US immigration will not release the flight number or even the destination airport - very helpful, NOT!). What will she think of the mess I am currently living in?